A black humoured comic. I'm trying to translate the whole story into English, but I warn you: I' ve got a bad teacher
The Clown
(img1) Once there was a clown - a funny clown.
(img2) He looked like a clown: Red nose, green, striped socks, long shoes. People loved this clown. He was cute, friendly and made people laugh.
(img3) But every time the clown has finished, a horde(gaggle) of children ran to him and kicked in his balls.
(text) The clown didn't like that. But damn, he was a clown, so he didn't fend himself and let the children do and laughed out loud at every kick he got - a dumb clown.
(img4) And he laughed and laughed but when he came home, he didn't want to take this any more.
(text) His corner of mouth was hanging down; deep crinkles could be seen on his face. And his balls were king of ringing(hurt)... [a German wordplay]
(img5) When he left his home to spend his leisure-time without any make-up in the next pub, he could not do.
(img6) People recognized the clown and called on him: "Hey, clown! Do some jokes!" And so he did.
(img7) Then, a horde of children came to kick the clown's balls...And he was laughing.
(text) The clown was fucked. [...] And: His balls were ringing.
(img8) Now the clown has often been seen drunken, lying near the curb, having a bottle of schnapps(booze) in his hand - lying there with the head down on earth and the feet pointing to heaven.
(img9) And around him there was a horde of children, kicking the clown's balls. And down the street, you could hear the clown laughing like a clown: WUAHAHAHAAA!
(text) The clown was fucked. [...] And: His Balls were ringing.
(img10) When the clown realized that it could not go on like this, he went to the doctor's...
(img11) ...and said to him: "Doctor, I'm fucked."
(text) The doctor laughed and said: "Okay, pay attention! Have a visit at the circus..."
(img12) "...There's a great clown! He's doing a great show! He'll cheer you up..."
(img13) The Clown was fucked. [...] And: His balls were ringing.
(text) Later the clown was found in his flat. He was dead. He was lying on the floor, the head on earth, the feet pointing to heaven. And around him a horde of children kicking his balls...
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Cätch a man ä fish, Feed him for ä day......Teäch a män to fish, Feed him for ä lifetime.....
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[link], the home of terrible terrified tentacles!
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